sobeitjay:

Ya WCW dont even put the butt plug all the way in

hacksign:

As i’ve said before; don’t be ugly AND bold that’s how you get your feelings hurt.

slowxlove:

jaded-misfits:

tittysprainkles:

haelroyale:

This sophomore, we’ll call her Jenny, and this senior, we’ll call him James, were hella beefing on twitter last night. At a point in the beef, he tweets “her mom gave me head 👐🏾” and then “don’t make me pull out the screenshots” and she’s thinking he’s bluffin and all talm bout “post them nigga i’ll post your dick pics this can go either way” SO THIS NIGGA POSTS THE MUHFUCKIN SCREENSHOTS.

SO NOW SHE BASICALLY SPEECHLESS AND EVERYONE IS ON TWITTER LIKE

so jenny’s going on about how his shit is gonna get fucked up [today] and she talking shit about James’ family, and that’s when HIS sister jumps in and basically tells her a bunch of gang members from this other high school were about to come to our high school and fuck shit up. THEN jenny’s talm bout a bunch of her gangbangin friends from her old high school (which she got expelled from).

So everyone’s lowkey taking this lightly, ya know, everyone loves a good ass fight, and joking about how our school is gonna be on the news tomorrow.

So today! roll up in school, everything is going well for the most part. until the end of first period. this other kid, we’ll call him tony, is friends with james and so him and a bunch of other seniors are in the library as they have a free first period. JENNY rolls up in the library and PEPPER SPRAYS THE WHOLE MF TABLE. deadass everyone in the whole fuckin library was like

Originally posted by kropotkindersurprise

the main reason is because tony was on twitter talm bout how jenny had mushroom nipples, but she was really tryna get james. ANYWAY tony is the main person who gets sprayed and he’s currently at home lookin like mf fetty wap

Originally posted by calvinklein

so then the police came and have jenny in handcuffs. jenny, james, and their parents are all in the office, jenny’s mom is crying. for whatever reason. probably because they got caught lol. keep in mind that jenny’s mom is like fifty and james is 18 about to be 19.

and yeah, james got off scotch-free because he technically didn’t do anything. jenny may or may not be in jail or something rn (i’m pretty sure she didn’t go home so 🤔) tony’s eye is swole, our school is in the news, and it’s only wednesday. i’m just gonna take a wild guess and say some more shit shall blow up tomorrow. stay tuned 🤗

Fam. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

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